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RACHEL: And so then I realized, all this stuff I had been doing.. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding, was all just a way of—
PASSENGER: Oh, oh oh!! I’m sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
RACHEL: Pardon me?
PASSENGER: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs. This is a.. this is a terrible, terrible plan.
RACHEL: But he has to know how I feel!
PASSENGER: But why? He loves this… this Emily person. No good can come of this.
RACHEL: Well I think you’re wrong.
PASSENGER: Oh no! And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.Friends 4.23 - “The One With Ross’s Wedding”
(via sleepyjean)
I feel like this should say “RACHEL:” & “HOUSE:”.
MONICA: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
PHOEBE: Um, that’s ok! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
RACHEL: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn’t be doing the ritual in the first place.
“So this is my bra.” Oh amazing awkwardness. <3333
“I’m very happy we’re gonna be having all the sex.” «< That line and Chandler’s/MP’s awkwardness kill me every time! FLOVE this ep!
one of my favorite scenes from FRIENDS
5x14 TOW Everybody Finds Out
Chandler: Oh, you’re-you’re going?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It’s very, very nice. Well, come here. I’m very happy we’re gonna be having all the sex.
Phoebe: You should be. I’m very bendy. (Pause) I’m gonna kiss you now.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler’s hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Phoebe: Ooh.
Chandler: Well, I guess there’s nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.CREDIT: misst89
